Halloween Dachshund Tee — "Why Don’t Witches Have Babies? They Have Hallo-Weenies"
Black / S
$33.99
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This garment-dyed tee brings playful Halloween spirit to everyday wear. A retro, illustrated dachshund dressed as a witch takes center stage among pumpkins, bats, and a moonlit silhouette, with cheeky lettering that reads “Why don’t witches have babies? They have Hallo-Weenies.” The soft, post-dye hand of the fabric gives the print a lived-in, vintage vibe that reads like a favorite band tee. It drapes casually in a relaxed fit that suits layered fall outfits or solo warm-weather wear. Wear it to neighborhood trick-or-treating, low-key haunted house nights, or whenever you want to share a humorous, pet-loving spin on spooky season.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage look and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for longevity
- Size range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in many colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Halloween Dachshund Tee — "Why Don’t Witches Have Babies? They Have Hallo-Weenies"
$33.99
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean